Promise to write again soon. I had something ready to roll, but was told by the owner of the photograph from which the piece was written not to post it.

Meanwhile, here’s the best email of the day today from our Male Secretary at werk. I cannot make this up. The spelling errors etc. have been left intact.

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From: [Front Desk Guy]
Sent: Wednesday, March 16, 2005 3:31 PM
To: [Compnay Wide]
Subject: FYI

Instructions for how to fill an ice tray:

When you have an empty ice tray, there is a simple procedure for making more ice.

!. Turn on a facet so you have access to some water (in the downstairs break room this is located approximately three feet to the right of the freezer)

2. Hold tray under the running water until the trey is nearly full.

3. Place the ice tray in the freezer. Close the freezer door. Amazingly, the cold temperature of the freezer will turn ordinary water into ice in a short period of time.

4. Turn off the faucet.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me at the front desk and time permitting, I can go over this with you one on one.

Thank You,

[Name]

Shift Supervisor*

Front Desk

[Company]

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*This guy is NOT the shift supervisor. We don’t even have a shift supervisor.