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Promise to write again soon. I had something ready to roll, but was told by the owner of the photograph from which the piece was written not to post it. Meanwhile, here’s the best email of the day today from our Male Secretary at werk. I cannot make this up. The spelling errors etc. have been left intact. ——- From: [Front Desk Guy] Instructions for how to fill an ice tray: When you have an empty ice tray, there is a simple procedure for making more ice. !. Turn on a facet so you have access to some water (in the downstairs break room this is located approximately three feet to the right of the freezer) 2. Hold tray under the running water until the trey is nearly full. 3. Place the ice tray in the freezer. Close the freezer door. Amazingly, the cold temperature of the freezer will turn ordinary water into ice in a short period of time. 4. Turn off the faucet. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me at the front desk and time permitting, I can go over this with you one on one. Thank You, [Name] Shift Supervisor* Front Desk [Company] ————— *This guy is NOT the shift supervisor. We don’t even have a shift supervisor.
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zerodegreesk on March 16th, 2005 at 10:35 pm #
That’s a very sad situation. I was the “office administrator” here for a couple of years… yeah, I was a receptionist, and part of my job was keeping the place nice. I tried getting these fucks, who must have their wives waiting on them back at home, to help out. You know, hey, I’m not asking you to run or empty the dishwasher, just put your dishes in the fucking machine. Too much to ask… people are fucking unconscious assholes, for the most part. Same thing just about every time I’ve lived with people who must’ve had their mommies cleaning up after them all the time. You mean dishes don’t wash themselves? I just thought it was magic happening!!! Fuckers. Post a comment
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